Monday, January 12, 2009

Why wait?

Whenever some peace, love, save the earth, hug a tree, tofu eating, wheatgrass drinking, stinky dreadlocked moron says that it would be a good idea for human beings to go extinct, I fantasize about handing them a loaded .357 magnum and saying, "Okay, here. You first."

Is that wrong?
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23 comments:

  1. JDJanuary 12, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    As long as you are doing it "For the children" it is fine. . .

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    Breda, that is WRONG. Very wrong.

    Why waste the powder on a full-house .357 when a nice light .38Spl will do the job just as well?

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    After they're all dead, can I have their stuff?

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  4. Jay GJanuary 12, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    It is wrong.

    12 gauge 00 buckshot helps spread their grey matter around - good fertilizer, given what their heads are full of...

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    kaveman, forget it--you'd never get the patchouli scent out of it.

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  6. Mike W.January 12, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    It's wrong but I love it!

    Thanks for the laugh.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Wrong?

    Criminal? Yes!

    Assisting a Criminal will get you 6 to 20. FYI.

    Shootin' Buddy

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  8. bredaJanuary 12, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    Yeah, good thing I don't hang around many hippies these days.

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  9. Heath JJanuary 12, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    That's just awesome. Wish I'd thought of it!

    And, It's good to know I'm not the only latent sociopath here ;)

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 6:16 PM

    It's definitely wrong.

    Too quick.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 6:20 PM

    Waste of a gun. Show 'em a cliff instead.

    Hank

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    Nah, I wouldn't hand them a loaded gun; they'd probably shoot you first.

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  13. SarahJanuary 12, 2009 at 7:30 PM

    It's wrong on multiple levels.

    The main problem being that you would offer a hippie anything but a .45, loaded with hollow points, for self extermination. ;)

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 7:39 PM

    If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    Oh if it were only that easy.

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  16. UnknownJanuary 13, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    Yes, that is highly insulting to a .357 Magnum. Give them a .38 Special instead.

    :P

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  17. RobCJanuary 13, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Show them the nearest cliff or high building... ammo should be used for Goblins! :-)

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  18. KenJanuary 13, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    Extinction begins at home. :-)

    WV: aetenhyt I have no idea what it means, but it sounds like a black metal band or maybe Beowulf's motorcycle gang.

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  19. TOTWTYTRJanuary 13, 2009 at 9:39 PM

    It might be wrong, but it's also damned funny.

    I don't know if the word verification is context sensitive, but it's "reeper" for this comment.

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  20. Mike W.January 14, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    Ammo is expensive. Hand them a rope instead.

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  21. B SmithJanuary 14, 2009 at 7:25 PM

    Mike W.: I'm assuming a HEMP rope here...
    Also, the rope is re-usable many times over, and thus suitably "green"---good thinking!! You get a gold star!

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  22. AssrotJanuary 15, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    I have always believed in live and let live. Be careful who you hand a gun to. Assisted suicide is still illegal in most of the USA.

    Joe

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  23. bredaJanuary 15, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    Fear not. I did use the word "fantasize," didn't I?

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