Monday, July 20, 2009

Be a winner!

Barack Obama is coming to Cleveland on Thursday and Mike and I are considering going downtown to join with the other Tea Party Patriots for a little protest. (in the area? Join us!)

The Teleprompter of the United States, and the guy who reads from it, will be in town promoting his disastrous socialist health care plan and to protest properly I need a sign with an awesome slogan.

This is where you come in - put on your thinking caps, leave your best slogan ideas in the comments section and I'll choose a winner on Wednesday. You'll receive a super cool Unorganized Militia patch, sticker, and a personal thank-you from yours truly!
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38 comments:

  1. CalebJuly 20, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    Man, there are a lot of good one liners about this, but my favorite is "Obamacare: Crippling healthcare"

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  2. New Jovian ThunderboltJuly 20, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    "Euthanize the Baby Boomers, and the problem goes away"

    They are the biggest socialist population cohort, and I'm tired of hearing about the 1960s

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  3. Ed SkinnerJuly 20, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    Hands Off My Health

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  4. AlanJuly 20, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    Obama won't use Obamacare.

    Why should you have to?

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  5. WarthogJuly 20, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    Obamacare? Only if Government employees and politicians have to sign up first.

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  6. Jay GJuly 20, 2009 at 10:37 AM

    ObamaCare: The efficiency of FEMA, the compassion of the DMV, and the accuracy of the USPS.

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  7. JoannaJuly 20, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    "In Canada, I'd be dead." My sis and I are going to print shirts with that slogan for the 9/12 march on Washington, and we're going to hand out half-page fliers detailing how and why we'd be dead (lag times on treatments, lack of access, etc.). Feel free to use it!

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  8. the pawnbrokerJuly 20, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    joanna's is hard to beat, but in the interst of simplicity and large single-word teevee readability, i'd say:

    O-care

    with the "O" a big red "no" sign with the crossbar and bobo's logo image inside...kinda like the gun with the "no" logo over it at your library.

    jtc

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  9. the pawnbrokerJuly 20, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    that would be "interest" of course; although interst is pretty phonetically correct in these parts...

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  10. TruthsayerJuly 20, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    "Will it work as well as Medicare?"

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  11. AnonymousJuly 20, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    "Not Good Enough For Congress?
    Not Good Enough For Us!"

    "Euthanize Byrd and Teddy First"

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  12. I Am The HammerJuly 20, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    Obama - Making Karl Marx Look Like an Underachiever.

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  13. TomJuly 20, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    Obamacare ve vill need you to stepen to ze shower.

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  14. PeterJuly 20, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    "Will you need a US birth certificate to qualify for socialized health care?"

    ;-)

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  15. AnonymousJuly 20, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    "Give me freedom or give me nationalized health care!"

    Jim

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  16. RoadkillJuly 20, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    ObamaCare is Insured Misery

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  17. BugsJuly 20, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    I want my MRSA!

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  18. Ambulance DriverJuly 20, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    My favorite comes from my buddy TOTWTYTR, on my blogroll:

    "National healthcare: All the efficiency of FEMA, with the compassion of the IRS."

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  19. Robert LanghamJuly 20, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    The King is a Fink!

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  20. LydiaJuly 20, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    My vote is for "I don't need your heatlhcare, I need a job"

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  21. SeceshJuly 20, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    From my favorite movie: "We don' need no steenkin' Obamacare!!"

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  22. JDJuly 20, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Socialized Medicine = Government Assisted Suicide.

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  23. JasonJuly 20, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    O ne
    B ig
    A ss
    M istake
    A merica

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  24. ogJuly 20, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    ØCare
    is
    Nocare.

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  25. Steve RJuly 20, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    If Obamacare isn't good enough for politicians, it isn't good enough for me either.

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  26. MurgyJuly 20, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    Obamacare-Taking the 'Health' out of Healthcare

    Captcha: slahootw-the sound your money makes as it goes to Washington to pay everyone else's medical bills

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  27. AnonymousJuly 20, 2009 at 7:37 PM

    "What happened to fixing Social Security?"

    -Daniel Davis

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  28. AnonymousJuly 20, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    Obama.
    Jefferson spins.
    Shiva forfeits.

    Hank

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  29. AnonymousJuly 20, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    I think "In Canada, I'd be dead" is a good one. Or, go the Abortion route--"Keep your laws off my body!"

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  30. alex.July 20, 2009 at 9:47 PM

    "LEAVE MY HEALTHCARE ALONE, YOU INDONESIAN COMMIE SON OF A BITCH!"...OK, maybe it's a little long for a sign, but what the hell.

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  31. NattyBumpoJuly 20, 2009 at 10:16 PM

    ObamaCare: Because 30% taxation isn't enough!

    Just sayin'
    Nat

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  32. PhilJuly 21, 2009 at 1:17 AM

    Breda, it appears that he'll be at Shaker Heights High School. Not sure where people are going to be protesting, but I'm pretty sure it will be there. I applied for tickets to get into the townhall. If I get them, I'm totally wearing my Gadsden Flag shirt into the meeting!

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  33. HankHJuly 21, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    Hey Breda,

    I don't know if you ever checked out protestwarrior.com, but they have some pretty cool signs. Have fun at the protest!

    HankH

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  34. Robert LanghamJuly 21, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    TANSTAAFL

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  35. AnonymousJuly 21, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    After You,
    Mr. President.


    TomB

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  36. MylesJuly 21, 2009 at 10:18 PM

    Socialized Medicine:
    Who needs doctors when you have bureaucrats!

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  37. atlharpJuly 21, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    "Ration your power, not my healthcare!"

    or

    "Save our healthcare from the Kenyan!"

    or

    "Dude, Where's my birth certificate?"

    or

    "Socialism gives my wallet the runs!"

    I hope this helps.

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  38. WesleyJuly 22, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    "Free Market Cures, Not Socialist Bandaids!"

    "Rational Reforms, Not Rationing!"

    "HSAs, Not More VAs!" (Health Savings Accounts vs. VA hospitals)

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