Thursday, April 22, 2010

sonofa...

I got stood up.

Blow dried my hair and everything. Dammit.

(now I'm checking the court records like I have hardcore OCD, hoping the judge issues a warrant.)

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  1. The guy just totally blew off his court appearance?
    DUH...out here in Kalifornia, that's a bench warrant fer sure.

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  2. Do they still declare folks as outlaw? Then you could just shoot them and save everyone time and money.

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  3. Sorry it keeps getting dragged out. Someday this too shall pass.

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  4. "this too shall pass.

    Jim, that makes it sound like trying to pass a kidney stone. On second thought, that just may be right. :-(

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  5. Perhaps he could be sentenced to drive everywhere in a Barbie car from now on. Not only would he be mocked endlessly by everyone from grade-school children up, he'd be outrun by they, also.

    Jim

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  6. I'm totally pitching a reality show idea.

    "Breda: Bounty Hunter"

    Fuck yeah, we'll be rich!

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  7. Dumbass is gonna get what he's got coming, and then some. Judges aren't normally fans of being stood up.

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  8. What did the judge say? Good judges don't put up with that crap. What the guy's lawyer there? That would say a lot, too.

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  9. Dude deserves a stiletto up the arse. You let me know if you want a loaner. ;-)

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  10. Lissa -

    garden stake - used, unwashed.

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    Though I daresay I'm not really all that surprised that he didn't show. PO'd, yes; surprised, no .

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  11. Now you've been stood up by a lesbian and a criminal. What's next?

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