Mike and me, discussing the 92-year old Florida man who got banned from public libraries for sexually harrassing librarians.
Mike: "Yeah, but...92 years old? What the hell."
Me: "Viagra, probably." Shrug.
Mike: "How bad could those notes have been, though? Wow."
Me: "Listen. The other day, a filthy dirty smelly homeless guy in a wheelchair rolled up to my desk, grinned, and asked for books - with lots of pictures, mind you - about sexual positions. And I didn't even bat an eye. So, to make a public librarian actually report you to the cops? It had to have been pretty bad."
Mike: "You're so young to be so jaded."
Me: "Yup."
"The other day, a filthy dirty smelly homeless guy in a wheelchair rolled up to my desk, grinned, and asked for books - with lots of pictures, mind you - about sexual positions."
ReplyDeleteSorry. I meant to bathe last month. I really did.
"You're so young to be so jaded."
ReplyDeleteDealing with the unwashed masses will do that too you
I passed you a note at the library on scrap piece of paper...
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Unpossible! Everyone knows there are no Homeless People in Willoughby! The Chamber of Commerce, the Mayor and The City Council all said so! Why, the only crime that happens there is a little old lady taking too long to cross the street sometimes. How dare you besmirch the fair name of Willoughby! What are you, one of those Radical Right-Wing Extremists Tea Party Types who are trying to destroy everything the Hard Working Union Workers who lived and built up Willoughby did!? Why don't you move to Akron or Euclid or some crappy City and stop picking on Willoughby!
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Hmm. Reminds me of one elderly patron in Florida I dealt with. In fact, it might be the same guy.
ReplyDeleteMight have to take it as a private email challenge to see what exactly would be too much...
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JB, I wouldn't go there. Look what she did to T-Bolts neck!
ReplyDelete"The other day, a filthy dirty smelly homeless guy in a wheelchair rolled up to my desk, grinned, and asked for books - with lots of pictures, mind you - about sexual positions.
ReplyDeleteBreda says "Sure, sir, but first I need two forms of state issue picture ID with a valid address and your credit card number, and a $2.50 glove charge.
We are required to check the book when you finish with it, we have had to discard too many of these types of books because the pages were all stuck together!'
Bet he would say "forget it" and you would never get a request more than once.
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I admire you for what you put up with Breda, I couldn't do it... I'd be capping those assholes, just on general princicples...
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