It isn't just that it is hard to look at, it is the fact that you'd need a room 100 feet square to put it in so it doesn't look like it is in the center of the room.
LOL- Cthulhu it is... now imagine sitting in that while having a bad hair day... Somebody was having WAY too much fun with the recreational drugs while designing that 'thing'!!!
Not that I'm about sparing the horses, but that thing would be a bitch to keep dusted. I'm picturing it made unctuous with random dribblings of Hoppe's and then a generous coating of pup-fuzz. It'll be properly flocked in no time. In one of my old lofts and in one particularly capacious house I've owned, this chair would really work. I'm guessing it's ghastly-expensive, too. I'll just have to come and visit Roberta's.
Be polite, please. (also I'd like to add that I reserve the right to delete any and all comments that I find offensive, argumentative, or just plain tiresome.)
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Cthulhu? Is that you?
ReplyDeleteI'll bet Phlegmmy would dig 'em, though.
ReplyDeleteNow THAT'S a throne for an evil queen....
ReplyDeleteIt isn't just that it is hard to look at, it is the fact that you'd need a room 100 feet square to put it in so it doesn't look like it is in the center of the room.
ReplyDeleteJim
What the hell is that?!
ReplyDeleteLOL- Cthulhu it is... now imagine sitting in that while having a bad hair day... Somebody was having WAY too much fun with the recreational drugs while designing that 'thing'!!!
ReplyDeleteAt first, I thought it was a high heeled shoe....
ReplyDeleteYou would need a pair of them in front of a gothic fireplace.
ReplyDeleteWANT.
ReplyDeleteI was totally going with Cthulhu. Would that be a way to get INTO HIS MIND?!?
ReplyDeleteYou need a platform with lots of steps to put it on, and red lighting.. lots of red lighting.
ReplyDeleteOh, and maybe some big bodyguards with wicked looking spears to stand on either side.
So you cut off Cthulu's head and made a chair out of his skull?
ReplyDelete..I knew you were a seriously kick-ass subversive librarian and all, but wow, ma'am, that's hardcore.
http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/1977_2626.jpg
ReplyDeleteWhy choose the lesser evil?
Not that I'm about sparing the horses, but that thing would be a bitch to keep dusted. I'm picturing it made unctuous with random dribblings of Hoppe's and then a generous coating of pup-fuzz. It'll be properly flocked in no time. In one of my old lofts and in one particularly capacious house I've owned, this chair would really work. I'm guessing it's ghastly-expensive, too. I'll just have to come and visit Roberta's.
ReplyDeleteSo they took the seats out of Nancy Pelosi's government jet?
ReplyDeleteWhy would someone want a chair that looks like Cthulhu climbing out of their ass?
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm willing to throw a couple bucks in the pot. Who else is in to buy Breda one of these? :D
ReplyDeletei have to disagree with your post. it should read "oh hell yeah!" what the phatgn is wrong with you?
ReplyDelete"Who's that lady on the throne?"
ReplyDelete"I dunno, but she's pretty badass; she's using Cthulu's skull for a foot stool. Maybe he forgot to return a library book or something."
Throne of Cthulu.
ReplyDeleteWould look good in the Oval Office, Dick Cheney's den, or the librarian's desk
Want.
Have no place to put it, but Want anyway.