Navy Aircrew Land survival instructor at Elgin AFB told us to never clean our belly buttons. Never know when you might need a firestarter. He then proceeded to pull his shirt and fish a mighty wad of lint outta his innie. Who-ahh! Good times.
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I thought you were supposed to douse yourself in cologne in lieu of using soap?
ReplyDeleteEau de Toilet?
Sigh! You know that somehow our Taxes were used to partially fund this lab. Meanwhile, as a cure for Cancer is still being sought....
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think lint is?
ReplyDeleteYou don't want to know about household dust, and dust bunnies, etc.
Isn't most household dust composed of dead skin cells?
ReplyDeleteYou all hush. Ew. :P
ReplyDeleteSoap... it WORKS... :-)
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU very much for posting this! I'm glad I found your blog!!
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Navy Aircrew Land survival instructor at Elgin AFB told us to never clean our belly buttons. Never know when you might need a firestarter. He then proceeded to pull his shirt and fish a mighty wad of lint outta his innie. Who-ahh! Good times.
ReplyDeletePardon me while I go soak in a jacuzzi filled with hydrogen peroxide.
ReplyDeleteVery hot hydrogen peroxide. And a bleach-water rinse.
ReplyDeleteUgh.
ReplyDeleteYes, Please Use Soap