Friday, April 15, 2011

that's not lint.

Please. Use soap.

And don't even get me started on eyelash mites. Gah.

11 comments:

  1. I thought you were supposed to douse yourself in cologne in lieu of using soap?

    Eau de Toilet?

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  2. Sigh! You know that somehow our Taxes were used to partially fund this lab. Meanwhile, as a cure for Cancer is still being sought....

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  3. What do you think lint is?

    You don't want to know about household dust, and dust bunnies, etc.

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  4. Isn't most household dust composed of dead skin cells?

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  5. THANK YOU very much for posting this! I'm glad I found your blog!!

    Steve
    Common Cents
    http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

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  6. Navy Aircrew Land survival instructor at Elgin AFB told us to never clean our belly buttons. Never know when you might need a firestarter. He then proceeded to pull his shirt and fish a mighty wad of lint outta his innie. Who-ahh! Good times.

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  7. Pardon me while I go soak in a jacuzzi filled with hydrogen peroxide.

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  8. Very hot hydrogen peroxide. And a bleach-water rinse.

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