OK since it's a million o'clock in Kalifornia, and I've got snoot full of fine wiky,hik, whatever, and I gots three racks of beef ribs in the icebox, I s'pose y'all 'spect me to bank teh coles, an' put in a can o' that pineapple for steam sesoning, keeping the racks about 3/4" apart, covered on the Weber for a beer or two and then expect us left coast folks donno how to eat. We don't all eat sticks n' twigs.
Be polite, please. (also I'd like to add that I reserve the right to delete any and all comments that I find offensive, argumentative, or just plain tiresome.)
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Eau de Bacon I can see, but not Eau de Barbecue. Men would be sniffing each other and making disparaging comments:
ReplyDeleteHey, you smell like Kansas City barbecue! *cough*fag*cough*
Well, you smell a little Memphis to me, twinkletoes.
*sniff* I SMELL BRISKET! YOU MUST BE FROM TEXAS!
Hmm, vinegar and pig. Eastern North Carolina, I presume.
And so on...
Hahaha! So true! And to really start a ruckus, they should make a chili cologne. (beans or no beans!)
ReplyDeleteSomehow I think BBQ scent would be a better fragrance for a woman....
ReplyDeleteDamn you! You're making me hate the fact that I'm not allowed to grill out on the balconey of my apartment.
I need to make some of my Dr.'d BBQ sauce, if I can remember what's in it.
Thankyou Breda I was having difficulty finding something pork related for my weekly posting.
ReplyDeleteI try to do something special for the RIFs every Friday in time for prayers.
Hoppe's #9 for Everyone!
ReplyDeleteCertainly sounds more appealing then the Dungeons and Dragons cologne I read about recently. "Roughly tanned leather" does not sound appealing.
ReplyDeleteOK since it's a million o'clock in Kalifornia, and I've got snoot full of fine wiky,hik, whatever, and I gots three racks of beef ribs in the icebox, I s'pose y'all 'spect me to bank teh coles, an' put in a can o' that pineapple for steam sesoning, keeping the racks about 3/4" apart, covered on the Weber for a beer or two and then expect us left coast folks donno how to eat.
ReplyDeleteWe don't all eat sticks n' twigs.