It's called a supersoaker. Get them wet enough, they say "screw it" and go away. Although it's because they wanted to. Not because of anything you did. Just so we're clear on that. Hmph.
Be polite, please. (also I'd like to add that I reserve the right to delete any and all comments that I find offensive, argumentative, or just plain tiresome.)
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Yep... just ask 'Roy the Tiger Toy'.
ReplyDeleteso, this begs the question, what caliber for homicidal housecat?
ReplyDeleteWould a mousegun suffice?
what caliber for homicidal housecat
ReplyDeleteIt's called a supersoaker. Get them wet enough, they say "screw it" and go away. Although it's because they wanted to. Not because of anything you did. Just so we're clear on that. Hmph.
Shhh!! Don't give Rajah ideas!!
ReplyDeleteI *know* this is what Sweet Daughter dreams about. Rainbows and all.
ReplyDeleteCat bites: waaaaaay nastier than dog bites.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to think about the amount of antibiotic that would be needed for a German Sheperd-sized housecat...
Thanks. Just Thanks. Now I'll need my .357 in my hand when I come up to bed and move my Ultra Miniature Black Panther Sweepie off my side.
ReplyDeleteMeh... cats... :-)
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts about cats are omitted, in deference to the blog owners delicate sensibilities ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that's what the couch cougar is thinking.
ReplyDeleteCats and Chinese restaurants. Made for each other.
ReplyDeleteFunny cartoon though!
Never mind the cats, what about the TURTLES??
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