Well, after reading THAT bit of printed diarrhea, I must say that I do hope McCain wins. I just hope she sticks to her word and kills herself. Shit...did I just say that out loud...?
Yes Lynn, we know: Midwest...flyover country...unsophisticated rubes, blahblahblah...all I'm saying is, someone dressed like a circus clown doesn't have a lot of room to talk about anyone else's fashion sense.
I, for one, have always cast my vote for the presidential candidate whose wife has the best fashion sense. For that reason, I appreciate this feedback.
When voting for senator, the height of the candidate's children is taken into account, as well as the color of their eyes.
State politicians get the nod only if the shoes they wore for their second debate were priced between $100 and $125. If none fall in this range, the tie-breaker is the amount of shirt cuff showing beyond the sleeve of their suit.
Candidates for local office will get my vote if the GVW of their primary vehicle divided by my weight on election day is between 15 and 20 and their vehicle has at least 15" rims.
Anyone wishing to use my criteria is free to do so.
When she finishes flushing the toilet with her head to get the perfect post-modernist coloration, she can start on the homemade tattoo (naive art) of the felching rodent that she carries around in her purse. Sheesh, she is so High School.
Be polite, please. (also I'd like to add that I reserve the right to delete any and all comments that I find offensive, argumentative, or just plain tiresome.)
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Well in looking at BO & JM,
ReplyDeleteI voting for Cindy she is the only real good choice
Well, after reading THAT bit of printed diarrhea, I must say that I do hope McCain wins. I just hope she sticks to her word and kills herself. Shit...did I just say that out loud...?
ReplyDeleteSort of like Michael Moore criticizing someone for being fat.
ReplyDeleteOr Rosie O'Donnell saying someone is ugly...
ReplyDeleteOr Al Gore criticizing someone elses carbon footprint.
ReplyDeleteI think Cindy McCain has handled herself quite well on the campaign trail. I can't say the same for Michelle Obama.
Yes Lynn, we know: Midwest...flyover country...unsophisticated rubes, blahblahblah...all I'm saying is, someone dressed like a circus clown doesn't have a lot of room to talk about anyone else's fashion sense.
ReplyDelete(word verification zkjswqxm - Gaelic for Bob)
Well, this is just so WRONG! I mean, this woman gets paid money for this goofiness! Money that she uses to do THAT to her hair!
ReplyDeleteI, for one, have always cast my vote for the presidential candidate whose wife has the best fashion sense. For that reason, I appreciate this feedback.
ReplyDeleteWhen voting for senator, the height of the candidate's children is taken into account, as well as the color of their eyes.
State politicians get the nod only if the shoes they wore for their second debate were priced between $100 and $125. If none fall in this range, the tie-breaker is the amount of shirt cuff showing beyond the sleeve of their suit.
Candidates for local office will get my vote if the GVW of their primary vehicle divided by my weight on election day is between 15 and 20 and their vehicle has at least 15" rims.
Anyone wishing to use my criteria is free to do so.
I hope I get the chance to meet lynn someday so I can say...
ReplyDelete"Hi, how are you? What gender are you?"
Yes that's mean, and yes I'm serious.
Makes ya wonder whatever happened to Boy George, don't it?
If you can't be the Police, be the Fashion Police.
ReplyDeleteWhen she finishes flushing the toilet with her head to get the perfect post-modernist coloration, she can start on the homemade tattoo (naive art) of the felching rodent that she carries around in her purse. Sheesh, she is so High School.
ReplyDeleteI think we should nominate Lynn for TLC's "What Not to Wear" make over show. I think Stacy and Clinton could help her.
ReplyDeleteok - these rank really high up on the list of "best comments ever" =)
ReplyDeleteI hate to blast Lynn and her looks but, uh... Cindy McCain is a fine looking woman..
ReplyDeleteLynn, on the other hand, looks like a leftover extra from a Batman movie...
I couldn't Photoshop something that ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteThat lady would give clowns nightmares.
That woman looks like a Quigman. Eek!
ReplyDeleteThis is somewhat a fashion accessory, and I thought of you immediately:
ReplyDeletePackin' Heat: Hot Shot Hand Warmer