Friday, January 29, 2010

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The Zombie Bite Calculator

Created by Oatmeal

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16 comments:

  1. Robb AllenJanuary 29, 2010 at 2:09 PM

    1:23 for me, so I'll have 10 minutes to compare what just happened to you and how my life is about to suck.

    However, an interesting story could be told about someone who got bit if it was done in real time.

    Hmm...

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    56 minutes. Best I shoot first.

    See Ya

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  3. BobGJanuary 29, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    1:24 for me.

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  4. BorepatchJanuary 29, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    I'm guessing New Jovian Thunderbolt is either 5 minutes, or never. ;-)

    1:07 for me.

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  5. Rev. PaulJanuary 29, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    1:28 for me, probably because I'm, um, bigger. Yeah, "bigger" is a good word for it - I'll stick with that.

    I'll still shoot first. Being the last one to succumb isn't really an improvement over being the first.

    WV: crave - brains?

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  6. New Jovian ThunderboltJanuary 29, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    Mine says 43 years, 184 days, 6 hours and 14 minutes.

    please don't shoot me if bitten.

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  7. Glenn BJanuary 29, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    I have been slaying Zombies ( http://www.esquire.com/drinks/zombie-drink-recipe ) for a long time now, I kind of doubt that the 1 hour 23 minutes that test gave me is correct.

    All the best,
    Glenn

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  8. Roberta XJanuary 29, 2010 at 9:59 PM

    An hour fourteen. I knew I should have been born later.

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  9. Jay GJanuary 30, 2010 at 1:05 AM

    1:36. I will watch all of you turn.

    Except T-bolt. He'll be the one to shoot me in the head. Somehow, that's not terribly comforting...

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  10. SkipJanuary 30, 2010 at 2:13 AM

    1 hour 5 minutes.
    What do I win?
    Superbowl tickets?

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  11. TallTimJanuary 30, 2010 at 8:35 AM

    1:36 for me, guess Jay and I get the last of the beer.

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  12. ogJanuary 30, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    I get an hour and 58. Y'all better stand behind me.

    There's room. Lots.

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  13. Mike W.January 30, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    1:18 here, just long enough for me to see the zombies eat your brains!

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  14. PPPPJanuary 31, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    Og -

    Do you really want potential zombies behind you where you can't watch them?

    1:12. Must have been the aspirin.

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  15. ogJanuary 31, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    pppp, I work in illinois. I'm surrounded by zombies all day, every day. Just the ones that rise from the grave to vote for Daley are enough to give Woody Harrelson nightmares.

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  16. GeodkytFebruary 1, 2010 at 11:25 PM

    Jay G and TallTim get to fend me off for seven minutes before joining in my search for two legged Happy Meals.

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