LOL! And I thought it was bad before I had my LASIK surgery when I couldn't find my glasses for 10 minutes because one of the cats knocked them off the nightstand.
Breda - how much of last night do you remember? Do you find that you often can't find your leg in the morning? Have you discussed this with your doctor?
Do you know where your Bersa was last night? Perhaps the two are conspiring to get you that gun-leg after all. I'm just sayin. . .
Be polite, please. (also I'd like to add that I reserve the right to delete any and all comments that I find offensive, argumentative, or just plain tiresome.)
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Best Monday Blog Post Ever!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! I 2nd Marty! Now my co-workers are wondering why I'm laughing so early on a Monday morning.
ReplyDeleteP.S. - Maybe the cats are playing an evil trick on you :)
EPIC!
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm laughing now.
ReplyDeleteYou know you had a great night last night when...
ReplyDeleteI laughed. Hard. Then I tweeted. Thanks for the Monday morning smile!
ReplyDeleteLOL! And I thought it was bad before I had my LASIK surgery when I couldn't find my glasses for 10 minutes because one of the cats knocked them off the nightstand.
ReplyDeleteWell done. My Miserable Monday just had a funny Breda spot.
ReplyDeleteThose sneaky cats!
ReplyDeleteNow I am having visions of a Steven King story...
ReplyDeleteIt walked off while you were sleeping...
ReplyDeleteToo much Whiskey last night?
ReplyDeleteDammit!!
ReplyDeleteDiet Coke all over my laptop now!!!!
Geeshh...
"Did it walk off??"
Thats just not right!!
But funny!!
I, too seem to start off on the wrong foot on Mondays.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Couldn't find your leg, eh?
ReplyDeleteBreda - how much of last night do you remember? Do you find that you often can't find your leg in the morning? Have you discussed this with your doctor?
Do you know where your Bersa was last night? Perhaps the two are conspiring to get you that gun-leg after all. I'm just sayin. . .
Have you considered painting your prosthesis in a bright orange hue? It'll be easier to find, and people won't stare any more or less.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteI'm thank you for that. That says Monday so much better than I could.
I roffled. :)
ReplyDeleteJim
Saw this over breakfast; still chuckling over it at midnight.
ReplyDeleteVery well done!
Mark Alger
You did see that Ambulance Driver found it, didn't you?
ReplyDeletehttp://ambulancedriverfiles.com/2010/08/found-it-breda/
Mike, that was not a good idea shoving it under the bed.
ReplyDeleteCould effect ,whetever.
Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteYou might want to ship up to Boston . . . .
Breda,
ReplyDeleteIt was probably just Mike pulling your leg.