What is with Halloween costumes lately? I've seen slutty nuns, slutty muppets, a slutty cupcake, even a slutty Chewbacca and just last week, I was trying to figure out how to create a slutty bacon costume.
The risqué nature of these costumes doesn't bother me at all (as evidenced by my costume last year) - but where is a girl supposed to conceal a handgun while wearing one of these? I'd really like to carry on Halloween and not have to rely on Mike for a bodyguard, so I think I've come up with a perfect solution...
I'm going to dress up as a man.
Slutty chewbacca? Useless without pics.
ReplyDeleteHere you go...
ReplyDeleteI think the obvious answer is 'slutty policewoman.'
ReplyDeleteSlutty chewbacca works well if you like hairy girls...
ReplyDeleteBreda, I'm sure you could incorporate a thigh holster into a nice, slutty costume. Just sayin'
If open carry is legal Go as the (Bad, Slutty, Sexy, Naughty) choose your edition Cop. Everyone will just think it's a toy in your holster.
ReplyDeleteI agree Sluty wooky useless without link or pics.
A slutty man?
ReplyDeleteLaminate Red and white foam rubber or just regular foam. Cut them in a wavy pattern. Cut a hole in the middle and exits for arms legs and face. Add lace underthings to the outside.
ReplyDeleteSlutty Bacon!
Mass produce, get rich quick!
Perhaps Helen Mirren in "Red"?
ReplyDeleteWait a sec? Are you saying that Mike was carrying in last years Ninja costume?
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows ninjas don't carry guns!
"...even a slutty Chewbacca..."
ReplyDeleteA slutty lolwhut?!?
Just go as any person who has a gun as part of the costume. You could probably pull off a "Laura Croft" or something.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Lady Gaga have a meat dress at something?
ReplyDeleteA "Slutty Nun"?
ReplyDeleteYou can kiss a nun but don't get into the habit!
Go as a man - would that be a 'slutty man'?
ReplyDeleteWaitaminnit, did I just do the oxymoron thingy again???
Mike W. The Ninjas in "Never Say Never Again" carry guns!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imfdb.org/index.php/You_Only_Live_Twice
I vote for Lara Croft...
ReplyDeleteBreda,
ReplyDeleteYou are really not thinking.
If you do this right you can go as a female and even get to buy a new gun for the costume!
Go as the Russian lady sniper who referred to her kills as "breaking sticks". You can tell them the Bersa is "captured off of one of the sticks" and it gives you a valid reason to purchase a Mosin-Nagant M91/30 Sniper!
Buy a Finn rifle too and you can take Mike along as Simo Hayha!
Buckshot
I'm with Lydia. Lara Croft! Don't you already own a thigh holster?
ReplyDeleteBeg pardon, WMDL*, but I don't recall photos of you in your costume last year. Please to re-run said photos....
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WV - eateumm (I can't make this up!)
Halloween seems like the perfect excuse to open carry to me. Just make sure that no one tries to play with your "props".
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