I don't know who I'm voting for in the next presidential election. (besides, I'm beginning to suspect I'm more of a libertarian anyway, so that confuses matters even more.) I don't know much about the candidates except that every time I read a Fred Thompson quote I hear it in my head in his own voice, which might actually get him some votes if other people have the same experience. Brand recognition and all that. Giuliani seems like a weaselly character and I couldn't vote for Mitt Romney. I trust no man with high maintenance hair. World War III could be breaking out and he'd be in the bathroom, blowdrying. Mike Huckabee and his wife seem pretty cool...him with his concealed carry and her with her grenade launcher. But what I'm really hoping for?
An "I Like Mike" t-shirt.
For no political reasons whatsoever.