I am still in my pajamas and so far today I've:
been on kitty barfwatch (Eloise has been pukey. I don't know if she's working on a hairball or what)
written some emails,
done some laundry,
and eaten a Greek yogurt with honey, some nori maki (Japanese rice crackers wrapped in seaweed) and a clementine.
Next, I'm going to shower and go to Walmart to buy some razor blades and nail polish remover.
Tomorrow will be much more exciting, I promise.