Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Spitzer, you idiot...

...unless it's gold plated and makes you a sandwich afterward, no hooha is worth $5K.

(also - I just do not understand these wives who so calmly, and not to mention so publicly, stand by their men in situations like this. I'd have to be tranquilized and physically restrained.)

15 comments:

Nicki said...

Hoo ha!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!!!

Dude, I could care less if he was snorting coke off the hooker's tits while being nailed from behind by a second whore with a strap on. Fact of the matter is the hypocrite was priding himself on cleaning up the town, so to speak.

Healthy dose of hypocrisy, anyone?

Breda said...

LOL - I used "hooha" just for you Nicki =)

Christina LMT said...

Re: the stoic wives...

The story was playing out on all TV's in our Employee Dining Hall yesterday, and I turned to my colleague and said, "The only way I'd be standing by his side, if I were his wife, would be after I had a signed contract in hand, listing all the assets coming to me once the divorce was final."

And I love the use of "hoo-ha" as well. ;)

BobG said...

His wife is going to own his balls when they get to the divorce lawyer's desk. I hope he got his money's worth, because it's going to cost him a lot more than 5K when she gets through with him.

Anonymous said...

gold plated hoo-ha and snorting coke from a hooker's tits.

You gals say the sweetest things ;)

-SayUncle

alcibiades mczombie said...

Perhaps the wives:
-Knew what was happening.
-Knew what they were getting into when they married a politician.
-Are already addicted to valium.

I suppose those are the three most likely scenarios. Though, she should be rightly pissed to spend $4700 on a hooker. A few of those and he could buy a car.

DirtCrashr said...

Unfortunately hypocrisy only works against one Party that The Other Party has identified as Prudish, or Uptight, or Religious, or Not-Multicultural, or in various ways un-hip and "un-cultured" regardless of the circumstances.
While it demands the difference, The One Party doesn't even resign in the face of Perjury, sexual intimidation by a Boss, or other deserving exploits.

staghounds said...

I can only despise someone who would ALLOW his (or her) spouse or family to stand up there. Even if she begs to. If he had to have the news conference by surprise when she was out of town, that's what he should have done.

He ought to take his beating on his own and not hide behind some tragic human emotional shield.

Cowardly trash. But that's the sort of slug that patronizes prostitutes anyway, isn't it.

Jeffrey Quick said...

My boss observed that one can buy a handmade baroque lute for what Spitzer's piece cost. As for the women, at least Mrs. S. didn't go all Hillary with a "stand by your man" riff. I imagine Eliot Mess is going to HAVE to buy it now.

phlegmfatale said...

I found it rather delicious that msn.com today had a link to an article on primates called "Monkey Business." Anyone remember 20-ish years ago when Gary Hart torpedoed his own presidential bid by gamboling with a bimbo on a boat called "Monkey Business?" I'm not one to crave symmetry, but sometimes the eye loves seeing a pattern...

DoubleTapper said...

What a waste! $5000 a pop??? Just think of all of the guns he could have bought us!

What a waste!!

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Peter said...

Well, there's another angle.

Judging by the press comments about the tastes of the client concerned, his wife might be rather grateful that he was paying someone else to indulge them.

Just a thought . . .

Feanaro said...

There is one bright side here. At least he had better taste than Clinton.

The leader of the free world should have some STANDARDS about the tail he chases, damnit.

William the Coroner said...

I think he was paying for the silence, not the hoo-ha.

The Remittance Man said...

I'd say Mrs S was exhibiting a little more savvy than her hubby. My guess is she'll wait until all the media attention has turned elsewhere. Then, in a year or so's time, she'll take him to the cleaners big time.

I'll even bet she's got the number of Sue, Grabitt and Runn memorised already.