I like that!Good show.
You can have my pie when you can pry it from my cold, dead hands.No, wait! EVEN THEN you can't have it!I am reminded of the words of Jack Handey, who once said, "When you die, if they give you a choice of regular heaven or pie heaven, you should choose pie heaven. It could be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmm...boy!"Words to live by.
Excellent. Most excellent!
haha thats great!
You sound as if you're bitter and frustrated about a government that has abandoned you and are clinging to pie because you are bitter and bear antipathy towards people who aren't like you.
Turk, you are my soul mate! My family has lived by those chreished words of Jack Handy for years. I have to comment on the artistic value of the blue fingernails combinged wit the green plate...impressive.Remember to protect a slice for me, even though you'll have to eat it...*pout*
powerful piece X3 right there...jtc
Umm, all I can see are the blue nails, so cool.I need a better car. Where do I go to get Mrs. Obama's?By the way, she's channeling P. J. O'Rourke, who once wrote something like "When people talk about the right to housing, a good job, and healthcare, they mean your house, your good job, and your doctor."
I'm so digging the manicure!
This is my pie. There are other pies like it, but this one is mine.
What about me?Suppose I bought the preceeding dinner ... then could I touch your pie?
turk - if I die with pie in my hands, I'll die happy.lydia - they make gluten free pie crust, don't they?phlegmmy - my nails had a nifty holographic glitter topcoat that I think you'd love.
The nail polish did it for me!Great post. I'm sick of being called greedy when I work hard to "have" when others slack and "have not"I don't want to sound cold blooded but isn't some of this shit actully mine? : ]
its a beautiful thang...
I'm not sure what that picture meant, but I liked it. We don't get much news on my ship, and limited web time is better spent reading good blogs.
'Scuse me dear, but didn't the flour and fruit for that piece of pie come from the pieholders of Willoughby? I mean, I know you earned it. But didn't it come from somebody else's pie?
Lucky for Michelle it ain't pumpkin.
T-Bolt, I'm still undecided but I think graham cracker crust trumps pumpkin.
Is it key lime? If it's key lime I might risk the fork injury. And the 6 holes I'd acquire. AND the loss of virtual friendship, forever.
Lemon meringue?? :P
Easily the most famous blue glitter manicure on the web.
Simple, and as to the point as a snubby can get.I like it!
I might be wrong, but doesn't Emily Post say that you should place the fork in the right hand and the Ruger should be gripped in the left hand while eating pie? Perhaps the rules change when Michelle O'Bama is at the table!
Hi, all. First time posting here. Great blog, by the way.Question:Isn't Madame Obama getting a quarter million dollars a year in salary? If so, let her share her piece of the pie, starting here.Stay safe
If it's my mom's pecan pie, I'll take off (with the pie) and nuke the site from orbit.It's The Only Way To Be Sure(tm).
If you have a bigger piece of pie next time I'll let you borrow the AR15.Laughed so hard at that. . thank you!!!
Charlton Heston approves.
"From myt cold dead hands" makes the mistaken assumption that the owner is the one that's gonna be cold and dead.
PURE INSPIRATION!Thank you.
Great post! I just stumbled upon your blog and I'm glad I did.And by the way if you make that a pecan pie, I'm holding the vulcangau-4 20mm 6 barreled cannon.6000 rounds per minute. I love my pie!
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