Ted Turner is worried that global warming will soon result in cannibalism. So in case his highly improbable worst case scenario actually happens one day, might I suggest something to add a little zip to your long pig?
Season Shot, ammo with flavor. I think Ted looks like a teriyaki kind of guy, don't you?
Friday, April 4, 2008
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Whatever is good for Turkey, 'cause Ted is one.
On flavor shot, GREAT idea, but I have no idea how it could consistantly kill even the smallest of game birds.
And I'm sure the Wounded Mr. Quackers will be pleased that his wounds are packed with Cajun Goodness.
Given that Ted thinks there are too many people on the planet, eating shot would be one way for him to demonstrate his principles in action.
Never did care for teriyaki, myself; I prefer spicier stuff.
Hombre asada, anyone?
Too bad the Season Shot is not a reality, sounds like a good idea. I figure it is not real only because they did not provide a link for ordering it.
As to Ted what's his name, he is a moron as far as i can tell, and a pretty poor example of one at that.
I'm impressed you're familiar with the term long pig.
Teriyaki, maybe, but I was thinking more along the lines of "jerk chicken." Would that fall under the "cajun" category? In any case, what a brilliant ideer!
I think Bill Hicks said it best back in the '90s, when Ted Turner was still married to Jane Fonda: "Ted Turner's making this **** up! Jane Fonda won't sleep with him, he runs to a typewriter: '"By 1992, we will all die of AIDS." Read that on the air. I don't get laid, no one gets laid!'"
Seasoned shot, on the other hand... That's genius.
James
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