Friday, August 8, 2008

and another thing.

I really believe that if you catch someone in the act of either raping babies or cannibalism, you should be allowed to shoot them on the spot, no questions asked. Reload even, have at it.

19 comments:

Mike W. said...

What if it's two cannibals trying to eat eachother?

BobG said...

"What if it's two cannibals trying to eat eachother?"

Pass them the salt...

knitalot3 said...

...and hot sauce.

It sure would simplify things.

phlegmfatale said...

I've always said that very thing. But I'm a reasonable person. I'd go for the merciful compromise of keel-hauling them.[repeatedly, on the space shuttle for about an hour. if they survive, let 'em go.]

Jeffrey Quick said...

In the case of the baby-rapist at hand, shooting is too good. I can think of something to do with a jackhammer though.

Jay G said...

What if it's a cannibal eating someone who raped a baby?

nbc said...

jay g

That's easy, just let him finish

docjim505 said...

Hmmm... In the case of that 17 year-old monster, I say skip the "try as an adult" and get right to the "string him up" part.

But it may be that the punishment will actually fit the crime. I'm sure that there are plenty of goons in the local prison who would just looooove a 17 year-old cellmate. Repeatedly. For years, and years, and years.

phlegmfatale said...

I think I love Jay G.

Jay G said...

*blush*

Well thank'ee, ma'am, but I am spoken for...

;)

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure that you can if they are in the act when you see them.

It's called Defense of Third Parties and it's an affirmative defense for homicide, just like claiming self-defense.

Kendrick

lucy said...

My mother was employed in a maximum security prison for men and I can tell you that baby rapers are the lowest on the social scale. He will not survive...the prisoners will mete out their own justice and it will be far worse than anything the system or a bullet could do.

Willorith said...

Why on Earth did you shoot him 15 times?
Well, I reloaded once and then ran out of ammo. I was going to the house to get more when the deputies arrived an stopped me.

Willorith said...

Two cannibals were eating a missionary. One of them asked "How are you doing? The other replied "I'm having a ball." The first one then said. "Slow down you're eating too fast."

Assrot said...

My thoughts exactly and I did exactly that 25 years ago. Some scumbag grabbed my 10 year old daughter out of my back yard, threw her in his car and tried to make off with her.

Luckily, I had a .45 ACP handy. I ordered him to stop twice. He tried to run me over. I stepped out of the way and put two 230 grain .45 ACP JHPs just a little in front of and above his left ear.

I ran and got my baby out of the car after it ran into my fence and a light pole.

I called the cops and tried CPR but he was a dead man on the first round.

I'm still not feeling good about taking another human's life but I am damn proud I saved my daughter's life.

The cops and the local DA saw absolutely nothing wrong with what I did. They never even arrested me and they refused to charge me. I spent a couple of hours downtown answering questions and about two years in therapy.

The way I live with it is that I know I saved more lives than just my daughter's. If that scumbag had lived or gotten away, God only knows how many little girls he would have molested, raped and killed before he was caught.

Molon Labe,
Joe

Robert said...

You're the goddamndest librarian I ever heard of.

Ted said...

Robert, that's why we like her.

Earl said...

I detect bitterness with your blahs and would suggest moving up from shooting paper to blowing things up. Blasting caps, detcord, TNT or C4 and some fuse and a proper place to play with the material are required. But it would be a moving experience and certainly erase any blah feelings. The FEDs would like you to do all that on their land, under their control, but it is so cool.

Anonymous said...

I accept one type of cannibalism. What that rugby team did in Andes in the early 1970's was right, I think.