Friday, September 12, 2008

Happy Friday!

I have a thrilling day off planned for myself. I'm going to go scoop 6 cats' worth of poop out of the litterbox and then lug the vacuum up the stairs to our bedroom. I will hoover the place very thoroughly because there are spiders lurking in there, I just know it. I might make myself an egg and cheese sandwich if I get hungry and then sneak in a little chocolate ice cream for dessert - I'm wild like that, you know. I've got plans to fold that big laundry basket full of sheets and then - if I survive all this excitement, I'll make a casserole! Whoopee! Somebody stop me! And maybe a little later, I'll go really crazy and shave my legs. The glamorous life of a blogstress never stops.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're living on the edge! :)

And here I thought nobody could top my excitement today of MOPPING THE FLOORS. Woo! Amazing! (The house smells a LOT better now, though)

What kind of casserole?

Anonymous said...

OK, but are you going to post the video of the leg shaving?

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Wash your hands after the litter box and before the food prep. Don't get the order mixed up! Don't wash them before the litter box or after the food prep. You can, but those aren't the important hand washings. Trust me on this.

stbaguley said...

Clearly, You need to go shooting. ... and I want to hear more of how you came to enjoy it. I got my wife to the range with the new Buckmark. She learned her 4 rules; and hit the backstop, every shot! Then we stopped because she was really just there for me; and was stressing. (Interesting, for me its de-stressing, for her still distressing. What a great language!) After 31 years with her I'll take that as a win and one step up the trail. Looking for the next paragraph from you following, "then I cried all the way home."

The Captain said...

You want excitement? I've been pulling weeds! Yeah, that's right - I know you're jealous.

Miz Minka said...

Domesticity at its finest! ;)

I have to study (exams this weekend), so I have an excuse to let the floors and the dishes be. Until tomorrow. Maybe.

Unknown said...

I guess us male gun blogger's have it easy. We just skip shaving on Friday's and wear a T-shirt to work.

;-)

HAPPY SHOOTING!!!! May all your rounds aim true!

phlegmfatale said...

Throw in a bit of bacon candy and I'll declare that a perfect day. I hope you have a good one!

Anonymous said...

You ever want to walk on the wild side, I'll let you help me alphabetize my cheese.

That's right girl, that's how I roll.

The Remittance Man said...

Suddenly my life of beach lounging, being served cocktails by bikini clad maidens and evenings spent at endless parties just seems soooooo mundane :-)

Anonymous said...

I gotcha beat. Cat boxes, laundry, big breakfast, all that -- check.

I am also going grocery shopping. And not just one store, but TWO.

Don't it just make you green with envy?

And for dessert, I may go to a lumber yard. Or a hardware store. Or someplace like that.

M

Home on the Range said...

My cabana boy failed to show up for work again, and the range was closed due to a staffing issue the sign said, so I guess I will have to vacuum myself. The exciting life of a single never ends.