And today, my friends, I found the bacon mecca (hee hee. Haraam!) of Al Gore's world wide web. Allow me to introduce J&D's, the home of bacon salt and now baconnaise. Passionate about cured, smoked pork products, J&D have created a product that will make everything taste like bacon. Bacon salt is zero calorie, low sodium, vegetarian, certified kosher (!) and comes in 9 different flavors - with the original being referred to as a "straight bacon punch in the mouth."
And if all this bacony goodness isn't enough for you, J&D have exponentially increased their awesomeness by creating Operation Baconsalt. You can send bacon salt to soldiers stationed overseas at a 50% discount - a taste of home, a reminder of what they're fighting for, and a wonderful way to say thank you to those who are serving in faraway places where bacon is not allowed...
The taste of bacon is the taste of freedom - thank a veteran today.
*& it might be genetic. Just the other day, my mother was telling me how she had a sausage and bacon sandwich for breakfast. Sausage AND bacon, people. Both. She's such an inspiration. And once, when she was pregnant with me, she ate a whole pound of bacon by herself throughout the course of a day. I'm practically made of bacon.
Also, I just saw a bacon salt gift pack that I would like very, very much. A jar of baconnaise, 6 flavors of bacon salt and a bacon flavored lip balm! A dab Hoppe's behind the ears, a liberal application of bacon flavored lip balm and any shy violet will be instantly transformed. You'll be the tastiest dish on the block, guaranteed.