Kaveman: Good morning, I was wondering if your company supplied a sample target with the sale of your rifles to attest to their accuracy.
H-S: Yes, in fact we provide a sample target and the cartridge load data for every sale.
Kaveman: In light of your new spokesmen, Lon Horiuchi, I was wondering if you would send me a target of a dead woman holding a baby if I agree to buy one of your rifles?
H-S: (short pause) Uh, that would be outside of the scope of our company.
Kaveman: Do you think having a murderer of an unarmed woman holding a 10 month old baby give a testimonial about the quality of your products was a wise business move?
H-S: We will be making a public statement shortly concerning this issue.
Kaveman: Regardless of anything you do or say in the future, I will never patronize your business, goodbye.
See? Socks rocked. So awesome. But, yeah...we're all still waiting for something, anything, resembling a statement from the H-S Precision company.
* sends super witty emails, has all the guns, promises me lots of bacon and a free place to stay in the scenic wilds of the Northwest. Terrific guy, right? Totally a shoo-in for the Bredalucion