Friday, January 23, 2009

cause of death unknown

Cleveland police are investigating the death of a 23-year old man who apparently just dropped dead after breaking into a house and struggling with the homeowner.

The police sure wouldn't have that problem at my house.

UPDATE! Strangled.

9 comments:

Robert said...

You would spine him with a big volume of Brittanica?

kaveman said...

Geez, I know the price of ammo is still high but this guy is a true miezer.

phlegmfatale said...

Ah, I love a happy ending!

E4TW said...

Ummm.....killed with a frozen ham which was then cooked and served for dinner (the ham, not the crook)?

Robert said...

Strangling is.....hands on, thats for sure...but very satisfying to work with your hands.
If you want something done right, sometimes you just gotta do it yourself.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

With my hand hands? These hands? I have strong hands. Tell me about hte rabbits, George...

Old NFO said...

Good riddance... Too bad he didn't get the other one too!

reflectoscope said...

One down, countless millions to go.

Jim

B Smith said...

Hmm. Cooked crook---the meal that delivers itself.
Pick up some fava beans and Chianti on the way home, dear.