I'm not quite sure what exactly is bothering Cincinnati lawyer* Don Mooney.** Is it Ken Blackwell? Is it guns? Mooney's panties are in such a twist that he resorts to using the all important caps-lock key when he speaks of Blackwell's SEVEN GUNS! (SEVEN!!! zOMG!!)
Poor Don Mooney. He tried so hard to work everything in - a little hoplophobia, a little racism, a little old fashioned Democrat paranoia, even a little humor*** - but still failed miserably. So if you leave a comment on his blog, please be gentle...No, I'm kidding. Have at it.
Oh, and Don? Let me answer your question. Ken Blackwell needs seven guns because that's the number he has to have before he buys his eighth.
I just hope that the next time Ken Blackwell**** strolls through your posh, idyllic neighborhood, he open carries.
* and, according to HuffPo, an Obama donor. Oh, look, addresses. Huh, one here and one in Florida - must be nice.
** I suspect he might have hired that darling rosy cheeked little cherub to make himself appear less smarmy in his profile photo. You never know with lawyers.
*** even though those Letterman-esque Top Ten lists stopped being funny, oh...years ago, if they ever were at all.
**** who is black and who I voted for in 2006. I even put his sign (which I got at a gun show, by the way) in my front yard. Kind of blows the whole Democrat "You're a racist if you didn't vote for Obama" theory, now, doesn't it?