It was recently reported that a woman standing about 5 feet tall, wearing blue jeans, a Wonder Woman tshirt and carrying a loaded firearm, visited a coffeeshop at about 7:30 AM. She stood in line with other customers and waited her turn. She ordered two cups of coffee and a bacon breakfast sandwich and left without incident.
This same armed woman also went to see the newest Disney film the afternoon of the day in question. She paid for her ticket, decided against popcorn, and then sat alone in the half empty theater. She and the other movie-goers, many of them children, donned their 3D glasses and sat engrossed for a little over an hour and a half. Following the movie, the woman went home and did laundry, still carrying a loaded pistol. No shots were fired.
Later that evening, the woman went to a grocery story. She casually walked past the other shoppers - senior citizens, harried businessmen on their way home from work, and even mothers pushing babies in their carts - all while having a loaded gun in the holster on her belt. She bought a pint of blueberries and a six pack of IPA, disproving the widely held belief that a gun in the presence of alcohol will invariably cause bloodshed and mayhem.
Be on the lookout for this individual - she is rumored to be a librarian and is sometimes known to carry a spare magazine, just in case.