...are frequently canceled due to bad weather. (&, honestly, I've paid my dues when it comes to waving placards in inclement weather)
I'm not going to the protest today for a couple of reasons, 80% chance of thunderstorms being one of them. Mike couldn't get out of work, so I'd be going to the protest alone. Now, I usually don't have a problem going places by myself but trekking out to heavily Democratic and um...diverse Cuyahoga County to participate in a protest against an African-American Democratic president all by my lonesome? Armed or not, I don't think so. I mean, the city the president is visiting is actually quite nice and I'm sure nothing would happen but still, one of the first rules of staying safe is not putting yourself in situations that have the potential to go pear-shaped.
But fear not - I've picked winners for the "Design the Sign" contest anyway. Two of them! Drumroll please!
(ObamaCare is Insured Misery)
(ObamaCare: Because 30% taxation isn't enough!)
Congratulations, you're the grand prize winners in the first ever Breda Fallacy blog contest! I would have proudly painted those slogans on posterboard, if I was actually going to the protest. Please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org to claim your fabulous prizes!