Sunday, October 25, 2009

doing it wrong

Everyone knows that you don't punch zombies.

7 comments:

Secesh said...

I guess that's the last time he'll order the Brain Sandwich. It doesn't pay to be an ecological zombie.

reflectoscope said...

So have all the other possible pejoratives gone out of fashion recently?

Jim

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Typical n00b mistake

Joseph said...

Sheesh. You don't PUNCH a zombie, you BEHEAD or HEADSHOOT a zombie. Silly man.

Ambulance Driver said...

Damn, Secesh beat me to it.

TJP said...

"A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye."

Good call by the assailant, even if he is a violent jerk.


"When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose."

Let me ask all of you a question: which one of you thinks the appropriate response, mid-assault, is to get in a phone conversation?

Jeff the Baptist said...

Well not without a cestus at least.