I've got quite a lot planned for today. Work from 9AM - 12PM, Mom's doctor appointment at 1PM (more xrays - cross your fingers!), and then back to the library to work until 9PM. Split shift, hooray. Somewhere in there I might find time to eat.
Anyway, while I'm running around the city, I'll leave you with a few tidbits to amuse yourselves.
A artwork (possibly a hoax, but whatever) that would be better off entitled as The "Shoot the Artist in the Brisket Tunnel" (thx to JeffQ and TD)
From asylum.com, via neatorama.com...ponder for a while what would happen if you crossed a #1 with a #4. Be afraid.
Stupid accessories, made with recycled toys - featuring the ever popular "oooh, guns are edgy!" meme.
Remember, folks, bacon is a sometimes food. (thx, Ying!)
And because we all need more kissing in our lives...