Thursday, October 15, 2009

the dreaded thursday

I've got quite a lot planned for today. Work from 9AM - 12PM, Mom's doctor appointment at 1PM (more xrays - cross your fingers!), and then back to the library to work until 9PM. Split shift, hooray. Somewhere in there I might find time to eat.

Anyway, while I'm running around the city, I'll leave you with a few tidbits to amuse yourselves.

A artwork (possibly a hoax, but whatever) that would be better off entitled as The "Shoot the Artist in the Brisket Tunnel" (thx to JeffQ and TD)

From asylum.com, via neatorama.com...ponder for a while what would happen if you crossed a #1 with a #4. Be afraid.

Stupid accessories, made with recycled toys - featuring the ever popular "oooh, guns are edgy!" meme.

Remember, folks, bacon is a sometimes food. (thx, Ying!)

And because we all need more kissing in our lives...

13 comments:

Sailorcurt said...

"Dogs and Cats living together...MASS HYSTERIA!!!"

The end is near.

The Packetman said...

Can I try the Rape Tunnel?

Mr Whitehurst might get surprised after I show him what I learned in the desert!

The Packetman said...

Oh yeah .... hope your mom's appointment goes well!

Weer'd Beard said...

I read that first as "Brisket Tunnel" it sounded very delicious...then I read the article and I got the same thought as Paketman. I wanna go in and see if the asshole wants to tussle Weer'd Beard Style!

Also that skunk has the Beetis BAD!!

I know it's unhealthy, but he's SO CUTE!!!

Weer'd Beard said...

Oh and that date article is possibly the most misogynist piece of trash I've read in a long while!

Jay G said...

Best wishes for Mom Fallacy!

- said...

I feel the urge to stand outside "the tunnel" and hand out switch-blades.

"Here, you might need this."

Caleb said...

Does anyone else remember those rape-traps that someone was advertising? The thing that a woman inserts into her vaginal cavity that has all the barbs and shit all over it so once a potential rapist penetrates her, his dick is basically shredded?

I could never really find a good reason to own one, until now.

Because really, shooting him is just a waste of a bullet.

Azul said...

Yes the rape tunnel is a hoax. I wouldn't really have a problem with it if it wasn't though, as long as there is a disclaimer. Voluntarily going into a tunnel where you know you will be sexually ravaged doesn't qualify as getting raped.

Warthog said...

Cross a number 1 (Librarian) with a number 4 (political activist)?

Wouldn't you get a Breda?

Weer'd Beard said...

Caleb, you COULD always beat him to death!

I'd say tho if somebody attempts to rape somebody they're paying for a killin'. Wouldn't be fair to short change them!

TBeck said...

How difficult can it be to learn whether or not a skunk has been descented? Put him in a room with a dog...a dog that don't like. I wonder if a pet skunk is as obsessive-compulsive as a pet ferret?

B Smith said...

Switchblades?
I have a long-standing policy of not loaning guns, But in this case...

WV: rocoon---rogue coon?