Sunday, March 28, 2010

Hollyweird

This morning over bacon and waffles, Mike mentioned something he saw in the news about Avatar director James Cameron.

"He said he wants to shoot global warming deniers in the street."*

I paused with my fork halfway to my mouth. "Seriously?" I wasn't sure I'd heard right since I'd only had one cup of coffee.

Mike nodded. "Yep. Like High Noon or something."

"Heh. Oh, really," I said, beginning to giggle. "I wonder...does James Cameron even have guns?" I was laughing outright now, imagining the world's most pathetic shootout - Cameron shooting at his opponent with his evil black rifle (& a shoulder thing that goes up, natch) but missing every time. His opponent calmly raises an old M1911, its metal patinaed with use, and delivers a single shot to the chest. The truth dawns in Cameron's eyes, but too late to save him. With his last breath he whispers, "It's not like in the movies..."


*And, hey! what is it with these liberals always being the first ones to resort to violence and guns? Are they compensating for something?

16 comments:

RobertM said...

Where does the line start to take him up on his challenge? Will there be a lottery or something?

sarahandmom said...

See, folks, this is why the super-lib set doesn't want us to have guns. They believe that we're as emotionally unstable and frothy around the mouth as THEY are, which of course isn't true.

reflectoscope said...

If you want to see more of the liberal mindset at work, have a look at Ann Coulter's reception at the University of Ontario: Don't you dare say that! Noooo! You can't disagree with us, we'll kick your a**!

Jim

Jenny said...

It's my understanding Mr. Cameron is something of a gunny-type in his own right... he certainly seemed to enjoy geeking out with the hardware in Avatar and Aliens.

Personally, I'm just grateful to be obscure enough that every "gosh it would be nice if we could resolved this simply, with violence" thought I've uttered in frustration doesn't get published to the world at large as proof of how terrible I am. :)

Borepatch said...

Hollywood buffoon shoots (so to speak) his mouth off. Yawn.

The media knows that he doesn't have the cojones to do anything about it, and gives him a pass because he's a big shot. Double yawn.

The proper response to Hollywood is "Please stop being so boring." ;-)

But I have to say, I'd love to see a cage match between Cameron and Ted Nugent.

Me said...

I accept.

Wai said...

I worked in an office (my last job) where the boss' idiot assistant always kept saying, "Someone give me a gun; I want to shoot him (meaning me)." She's a democrat and doesn't own guns, but imagine if I had said that? What a bunch of whiny hypocrites these libtards are.

Heath said...

I'd be more than welcome to invite Mr. Cameron to "Pistols for two, Coffee for one", if he's that fired up about my lack of care for his stupid pet hoax...

DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY

thatladybug said...

Hollyweird is right. They are so out of touch with reality.

Ken said...

oh please please can we bring on a new sport, dueling with Liberals. While I prefer browning's finest creation for a dueling weapon there would be a certain satisfaction in sinking a rapier to the hilt in Cameron's viscera!

Joanna said...

And then they came for the gun owners ... which was a really stupid idea, because we all have guns.

It's like when teenagers scream about how they hate their parents and then whine that they need more minutes on their cell phone plan.

Lissa said...

I'd be the damsel in distress waiting on the sidelines ... And checking my magazines so I could serve as 1911's second.

minimedic said...

Guns? Oh come on, people, that's not fair at all...

Let me grab my husband's "lifetime member" knife from the NRA, and we'll go at it one on one! (I've got a decent working knowledge of major blood vessels that will work in my favor.)

Either way, the carbon footprint of one human shall be reduced. =D That makes us all happy, right?

B Smith said...

Just to add my $.02:
Hey, Jimmie, come get some.

Mike W. said...

Chalk up another example of Unc's "Why Are Anti-Gunners So Violent?" meme.

Glenn B said...

I volunteer to be the first Global Warming denier whom he calls out if he actually has the balls to do so. I am ready, willing and quite able to defend myself from a puffed up buffoon like Cameron who to me is just another of the pretender class of leftist loons (aka: the Hollywood type).