Happy Tax Day everyone! I hope that you're all able to spend a moment basking in the warm glow of being able to be in that lucky 50% that has the great honor of keeping your fellow citizens in the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed. Never mind that you have been coaxed into these philanthropic good works by the barrel of a gun - we're spreading the wealth for the common good of the children or something.
And remember, if you do happen to go to a Tea Party rally today, be on the lookout for infiltrators. Stay vigilant...
...they are a wily bunch and their cunning strategy might make them hard to spot.