Thursday, April 22, 2010

sonofa...

I got stood up.

Blow dried my hair and everything. Dammit.

(now I'm checking the court records like I have hardcore OCD, hoping the judge issues a warrant.)

13 comments:

drjim said...

The guy just totally blew off his court appearance?
DUH...out here in Kalifornia, that's a bench warrant fer sure.

Christina RN LMT said...

Serious douche bag.

Crucis said...

Do they still declare folks as outlaw? Then you could just shoot them and save everyone time and money.

aepilot_jim said...

Sorry it keeps getting dragged out. Someday this too shall pass.

Crucis said...

"this too shall pass.

Jim, that makes it sound like trying to pass a kidney stone. On second thought, that just may be right. :-(

Anonymous said...

Perhaps he could be sentenced to drive everywhere in a Barbie car from now on. Not only would he be mocked endlessly by everyone from grade-school children up, he'd be outrun by they, also.

Jim

Weer'd Beard said...

I'm totally pitching a reality show idea.

"Breda: Bounty Hunter"

Fuck yeah, we'll be rich!

Lokidude said...

Dumbass is gonna get what he's got coming, and then some. Judges aren't normally fans of being stood up.

Justin Unbounded said...

What did the judge say? Good judges don't put up with that crap. What the guy's lawyer there? That would say a lot, too.

Justin Unbounded said...

Sorry, typo. "Was"

Lissa said...

Dude deserves a stiletto up the arse. You let me know if you want a loaner. ;-)

PPPP said...

Lissa -

garden stake - used, unwashed.

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Though I daresay I'm not really all that surprised that he didn't show. PO'd, yes; surprised, no .

Lydia said...

Now you've been stood up by a lesbian and a criminal. What's next?