Tuesday, June 22, 2010

how to be famous on the internet

An 8-tip list for bloggers. Perhaps it will satisfy SayUncle, the man with short posts...and an even shorter attention span.

(disclaimer: I didn't read either list. Rules be damned.)

9 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

I have just 1 tip.

"Show the ladies your goods and your hit count goes from 20 to 5000 overnight. Oh yeah. Giggity."

williamthecoroner said...

I think they have different bloggers in mind.

Tam said...

I just remember mah blogfather's tip:

"Remember: I do this to entertain me, not you." :D

Roberta X said...

...And remember, it's all about achieving excellence! I gotta go barf now. Buzzwords always leave me bilious.

Weer'd Beard said...

Dorks the lot of them. Be interesting and maintain interesting content and people will come.

But lets face it, good bloggers would be doing this shit anyway if nobody came around, so if you get 10 hits or a million, it shouldn't make much difference in the bottom line.

Mike W. said...

I'm with Tam

"I do this to entertain me not you."

Now if others are entertained by my ramblings then that's great, but it's not why I blog.

Old NFO said...

Agree with Tam and Mike... screwem..

Bubblehead Les. said...

Wait until the Obammy Admin sets up the Blogger Czar and sends you the 2,000+ pages of rules and regs so that you maintain your "Political Correctness" street creds, or they'll disconnect you from the Net.

Tam said...

I have a secret list someplace of "Things That Would Make Me Saddle Up And Bust Caps".

I ain't saying what's on it, but I ain't saying what's not on it, either, if you get my meaning. ;)