Tuesday, June 8, 2010

ooooh, burn....


(remember to use your bell, Barry.)

I was going to write about the hilarity that was President Bike Helmet threatening an asswhoopin', but I figured that if I just waited a bit someone else would do it way better than I ever could anyway.

I was right.

9 comments:

Mike W. said...

He's a pansy and everyone knows it. Trying to be the tough guy now will just get him laughed at.

I noticed the Hotair article says he hasn't spoken directly to BP's CEO yet. Not once. Great, so he hasn't even bothered to sit down to talk things out and yet he's threatening a private company. That sounds like something a Marxist would do.

Nancy R. said...

"I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure there is no submissive bowing in ass kicking."

I'm still looking for the lung I laughed up on that one ...

DixieLaurel said...

Most. Pathetic. President. EVER!

PPPP said...

"I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure there is no submissive bowing in ass kicking."

Not any "submissive" bowing, but there can be bowing. James Bond in Man With The Golden Gun. Definitely an ass kicking.

wv = cough (what we all do when we say Obama can kick ass)

Lazy Bike Commuter said...

Hey, don't knock the bike!

...I'd just make fun of him because I'm pretty sure he borrowed it. It is too small for him.

...that's the only bike-related reason to make fun. I have many, many, many reasons to make fun of him in every other area. But you're better at it.

tsimer said...

Mr. President...the talking heads have been expositing about this oil spill for more than a month now. I know this because on May 1 and 2, when my state was 3/4 underwater, all any national media outlet was talking about was the oil spill and the Times Square bomber. So yeah...you're wrong about that, too.

/rantover

俊茹 said...

人生的價值以及他的快樂,都在於他有能力看重自己的生存........................................

Nancy R. said...

I forwarded this to a friend and asked which aide was going to do the kicking for the President.

Her response?

"It was going to be Bill Clinton til he realized the word was not 'licking'."

I laughed up the other lung.

Mike W. said...

Nancy - Bill would get an ugly intern to do the "licking" for him....