So far today I've already had this conversation:
Patron: "How many pages do you get to print for free?"It's not looking good, folks.
Me: "Two, & after that it's 10 cents per page."
Patron, holding up two sheets of paper: "Does this count as two?"
Me: ".......uh, yes."
Oh, also...we have an intern this summer at the reference desk. I think she's about 21 and seems quite the starry-eyed library undergrad, hoping to do great things for patrons and books. I informed her of the porn situation yesterday and I ended up laughing at her shocked reaction. "Welcome to the library," I said. I probably shouldn't tell her about the mentally disabled cleaning guy who uses his dust rag to diligently clean out the inside of his nostrils, too.