Oh great, now we're going to have to guard against having our feet cut off at the ankle.At least the red pointy hats make them easier to spot.
(GASP) I JUST BOOKED A TRIP ON TRAVELOCITY! Those murderous little bastards have my credit card number now...
If you think this book is funny, you will absolutely howl when you get a chance to read Larry Correia's latest Monster Hunter: Vendetta. His treatment of the social structure of lawn gnomes had me giggling for a week.
Don't worry about being booked on Travelocity, worry about the fact that these little orcs have access to jets world-wide and must be considered "Airborne Qualified!" That pointy red cap is actually a Beret hiding their Secret Weapon, the Head Butt Spike! Nearly got gutted by one when I tripped at the old neighbor lady's front lawn. Swore the evil little bastard was running towards me!
I am pretty sure that most of the measure I have taken to be ready for a zombie attack will also work against these little boogers. Of course I may have to start mowing the lawn a bit more often to see these guys coming and maybe I'll have to start wearing stove pipe leggings.All the best,GB
You're all wrong. This is what you should fearhttp://injennifershead.com/?p=1892Seriously, that creepy guy keeps me up at night. I see him on the way to church!
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