I shouldn't have worried. The super duper exciting game changing announcement that would shake everyone up and make them proud to be Democrats and want to support the President is...
...a new logo.
A blue circle. With a differently-colored blue "D" in it. That's some transcendent, inspirational artwork you've got there, Dems. I'm sure it's a highly nuanced design, far beyond what we bitter clingers could ever hope to understand. You're sure to win the election now, you betcha.
(& no, it's not a joke or news from The Onion)
(Also? I should never try to be funny when Jim Treacher does it so much better.)