Mike and me, discussing the 92-year old Florida man who got banned from public libraries for sexually harrassing librarians.
Mike: "Yeah, but...92 years old? What the hell."
Me: "Viagra, probably." Shrug.
Mike: "How bad could those notes have been, though? Wow."
Me: "Listen. The other day, a filthy dirty smelly homeless guy in a wheelchair rolled up to my desk, grinned, and asked for books - with lots of pictures, mind you - about sexual positions. And I didn't even bat an eye. So, to make a public librarian actually report you to the cops? It had to have been pretty bad."
Mike: "You're so young to be so jaded."