Friday, January 7, 2011

meet Carrie.

The joke is that if you have a blog and you write about guns or shooting, even once, gunbloggers will descend upon you like a crazed swarm of weasels and absorb you into their Second Amendment consortium. Your life will suddenly become filled with plans for the zombie apocalypse, you will try more bacon recipes than you ever imagined possible, and as an extra special bonus, your penis size might even be called into question.

Except when you're a chick.

Anyway, gunbloggers are wonderful people and it's a fun community to be a part of, especially when you're a chick - even more so when you're one of MY gunchicks.

Please welcome my friend Carrie and her blog Lyger, Lyger to our little corner of the internet.

13 comments:

Robb Allen said...

I question your penis size.

Joanna said...

Except when you're a chick.

For some reason, I first read that as "Especially when ... "

Mike W. said...

crazed swarm of weasels

Hey! What are you trying to say about us?

I think my penis size was called into question... Oh wait!, doesn't apply to me since I'm a woman, right? :P

I agree with you on one thing. All you crazy, wonderful folks have absorbed me into your bacon subculture. I could not resist the porking influence.

The gunblogging community really is full of wonderful people.

Mike W. said...

I question your penis size.

Uh huh, says the guy who walks around with no pants ;)...

Alan said...

Breda has gunchicks.

That's hot.

Mike W. said...

She keeps them in her dungeon Alan. I hear there's a range down there too....

ViolentIndifference said...

"The joke is that if you have a blog and you write about guns or shooting, even once, gunbloggers will descend upon you like a crazed swarm of weasels and absorb you into their Second Amendment consortium. Your life will suddenly become filled with plans for the zombie apocalypse, you will try more bacon recipes than you ever imagined possible, and as an extra special bonus, your penis size might even be called into question."

Oh, frick. That is my blog completely.

Ed Rasimus said...

Weasels don't swarm. They enter the target area first, play cobra/mongoose with the SAM sites for as long as necessary and then depart the target area after the last of the strikers. They epitomize the right to keep and bear ARMs (acronym for Anti-Radiation Missiles) but they aren't averse to employing 20mm Vulcan fire as well. They exhibit no penis envy and usually are known for transporting their eggs to the aircraft in a wheelbarrow.

Ed...aka "Thunder"
Society of Wild Weasels #2488

Now dealing with zombies and a gathering of female gun-bloggers, that would take a very special breed and your typical Weasel might not be up to the task!

Lydia said...

Why must all of your cool gun chick friends be straight?

And no, bi isn't an option...I don't share well with others.

ViolentIndifference said...

Lydia: Not only cool, but hotties.

I think there should be a calendar.

Lydia said...

I agree. BRING ON THE GUNCHICKS CALENDAR!!!

ViolentIndifference said...

Gunchick cheesecake!

They could show us their guns.
(And their weapons.)

Maureen said...

".....gunbloggers will descend upon you like a crazed swarm of weasels and absorb you into their Second Amendment consortium. Your life will suddenly become filled with plans for the zombie apocalypse, you will try more bacon recipes than you ever imagined possible, and as an extra special bonus, your penis size might even be called into question."

Why do you say that like it's a bad thing? I'd eagerly await and even encourage assimilation, if ever I decided to blog. Penis size notwithstanding.