Saturday, January 15, 2011

No.


Just no
.

20 comments:

tanksoldier said...

Cthulhu? Is that you?

Ambulance Driver said...

I'll bet Phlegmmy would dig 'em, though.

Cargosquid said...

Now THAT'S a throne for an evil queen....

Anonymous said...

It isn't just that it is hard to look at, it is the fact that you'd need a room 100 feet square to put it in so it doesn't look like it is in the center of the room.

Jim

Mike W. said...

What the hell is that?!

Old NFO said...

LOL- Cthulhu it is... now imagine sitting in that while having a bad hair day... Somebody was having WAY too much fun with the recreational drugs while designing that 'thing'!!!

greg said...

At first, I thought it was a high heeled shoe....

JB Miller said...

You would need a pair of them in front of a gothic fireplace.

Roberta X said...

WANT.

Lissa said...

I was totally going with Cthulhu. Would that be a way to get INTO HIS MIND?!?

instinct said...

You need a platform with lots of steps to put it on, and red lighting.. lots of red lighting.

Oh, and maybe some big bodyguards with wicked looking spears to stand on either side.

On a Wing and a Whim said...

So you cut off Cthulu's head and made a chair out of his skull?

..I knew you were a seriously kick-ass subversive librarian and all, but wow, ma'am, that's hardcore.

Mad Saint Jack said...

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/1977_2626.jpg

Why choose the lesser evil?

phlegmfatale said...

Not that I'm about sparing the horses, but that thing would be a bitch to keep dusted. I'm picturing it made unctuous with random dribblings of Hoppe's and then a generous coating of pup-fuzz. It'll be properly flocked in no time. In one of my old lofts and in one particularly capacious house I've owned, this chair would really work. I'm guessing it's ghastly-expensive, too. I'll just have to come and visit Roberta's.

ASM826 said...

So they took the seats out of Nancy Pelosi's government jet?

BobG said...

Why would someone want a chair that looks like Cthulhu climbing out of their ass?

Tam said...

Okay, I'm willing to throw a couple bucks in the pot. Who else is in to buy Breda one of these? :D

Unknown said...

i have to disagree with your post. it should read "oh hell yeah!" what the phatgn is wrong with you?

rickn8or said...

"Who's that lady on the throne?"

"I dunno, but she's pretty badass; she's using Cthulu's skull for a foot stool. Maybe he forgot to return a library book or something."

Geodkyt said...

Throne of Cthulu.

Would look good in the Oval Office, Dick Cheney's den, or the librarian's desk

Want.

Have no place to put it, but Want anyway.