Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Awesome Airlines

That pesky TSA problem, solved. (NSFW)

"...when you get on board, we hand each of you a gun. If you pull it out first, you're the terrorist. If you pull it out second, you're EVERYONE ELSE. Good luck, first guy."

Genius.

(H/T my friend Speakertweaker)

9 comments:

Alan said...

I would fly that airline!

Robb Allen said...

Oh lord, I'm teary over that article.

"Taking someone's shampoo because it might blow up is like taking someone's dick enlarging pills because they might kick in and make the plane too heavy"

Pure genius.
CAPTCH - sprope. It's security groping!

SpeakerTweaker said...

I stole it back;) Thanks for the linky-love!



tweaker

MonteG said...

Archie Bunker had it right:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxA6QZjCJ60

MonteG said...

Let's try that once more, but linked this time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxA6QZjCJ60

Julie said...

I'm with robb, laughing so much i'm crying. I'ld fly them!

Old NFO said...

Bring back Air America, if you didn't BRING a gun, they'd LOAN you one... :-)

Tirno said...

Bring back Air America, if you didn't BRING a gun, they'd LOAN you one... :-)

In these hard economic times, if you don't bring your own gun, they'll require you to rent one for the duration of the flight for a moderate fee.

And I'm OK with that.

Rabbit said...

Wife thinks that they should make you strip to skin at the gate, pack your clothes in a bag to go into the cargo hold, then the gate attendant will issue every passenger an army blanket and a KaBar.

Seems reasonable to me.