A home invasion while my nail polish is still wet - totally ruined manicure AND I'd have to mop the floor!
...thought while painting my nails a light cerulean blue*, hoping the sky takes a hint.
*zOMG, yes! A woman straps a pistol on her hip and paints her fingernails! (& I did the dishes earlier and STILL nothing. No wild west shootouts, no blood in the kitchen, nada. I'm considering baking a banana bread while armed. We'll see how it goes.)