Wednesday, July 6, 2011

what gun for banana?

Large tropical fruit at large after fight with embarrassed gorilla.

(No word on the whereabouts of a certain law enforcement officer.)

12 comments:

Alan said...

I bet there's more to this story.

Heath J said...

lmao, even if it was probably staged. Sounds like something from Jackass.

phlegmfatale said...

They didn't say the gorilla was pink. :P

Plus, the gorilla in my acquaintance would have made a pudding out of that banana. Just sayin'.

Mose Jefferson said...

"Police were unable to locate the banana."

If only every night in a cop's life were as easy as banana chasing.

starik-igolkin said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
Suppose someone comes at you with a banana, and you haven't got a gun?
Run for it.

Mike W. said...

We clearly need "common sense banana peel control"

Which really means "ban those slippery fuckers! They're dangerous!"

Mad Saint Jack said...

That's easy.

You use an AK-47 with a Banana Clip.

Old NFO said...

I like MSJs idea... :-) And there 'has' to be more to that story...

Ken said...

I liked this one: "A Giant Eagle employee reported at 8:02 p.m. June 30 that someone had processed bullets in the store’s CoinStar machine. Police collected two 22-caliber and one 40-caliber bullets."

There's a joke about devaluation in there somewheres....

Cormac said...

Law Dog could usurp the positions of 90% of the SWAT officers in the country!

That was too funny!

Six said...

Man, I never got the good calls. It was all just so...fruitless.

Skip said...

So if if I have three scoops of ice cream with nuts an' stuff on top I can walk?