I bet there's more to this story.
lmao, even if it was probably staged. Sounds like something from Jackass.
They didn't say the gorilla was pink. :PPlus, the gorilla in my acquaintance would have made a pudding out of that banana. Just sayin'.
"Police were unable to locate the banana."If only every night in a cop's life were as easy as banana chasing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-wSuppose someone comes at you with a banana, and you haven't got a gun?Run for it.
We clearly need "common sense banana peel control"Which really means "ban those slippery fuckers! They're dangerous!"
That's easy.You use an AK-47 with a Banana Clip.
I like MSJs idea... :-) And there 'has' to be more to that story...
I liked this one: "A Giant Eagle employee reported at 8:02 p.m. June 30 that someone had processed bullets in the store’s CoinStar machine. Police collected two 22-caliber and one 40-caliber bullets."There's a joke about devaluation in there somewheres....
Law Dog could usurp the positions of 90% of the SWAT officers in the country!That was too funny!
Man, I never got the good calls. It was all just so...fruitless.
So if if I have three scoops of ice cream with nuts an' stuff on top I can walk?
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