Hardly seemed possible, but they've finally found something more useless than a whistle.
Getting raped? Be sure to arm yourself with a smartphone - because the White House will soon have an app for that.
Kimber J. Nicoletti-Martinez, director of multicultural efforts to end sexual assault at Purdue University, has some design suggestions:
“Maybe people could add more components to it to ask people to confront their beliefs,” about what causes sexual assault, she said—like building an app that resembles Angry Birds. “Is there some kind of bird you can fling against misogynistic attitudes?”
Isn't there some sort of device that would fling heavy metal projectiles at high rates of speed directly at, and hopefully through the vital organs of, your attacker?
(Radical idea, I know, but I suspect it could be very effective.)