This image has been making the rounds on facebook:
Being able to recognize Carl Sagan is now the way we measure for intelligence? Really? Both of those people were made famous by television, correct? Being able to name some old turtlenecked astronomer you saw once in college on PBS while stuffing Cheetos in your face and stoned out of your gourd means you're smart now. Well, okay.
But I guess I must have different standards than some sci-fi hipster geek making LOL Sagans in his mother's basement. Allow me to demonstrate:
If you don't know who painted this (AND, for bonus points, the subject of the painting!)
But you do know who painted this:
Congratulations! You're what's wrong with the world!
(See how this works, internerds?)