(yes, he is applying lipstick)
but now they want to turn them into children.
(would wittle sweetums like a lollipop?)
If trends continue, soon we'll all be like Japan...where the women don't want sex, the men resort to having air sex, and they're in real danger of not having much of a future.
(h/t View From The Porch)
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Yeah, um, no thanks.
I was even willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, thinking "OK, maybe it's just lip balm.", but then the eyebrow mascara came out.
Ewwwww.
Air [blink blink] sex? Words fail me.
That commercial would have been alot funnier if at the end of it, the "guy" cleared his nose with a farmer's blow followed up by "him" asking a random passers by to pull his finger.
I'm reminded of the scene in "North By Northwest", where Cary Grant is shaving with the Eva St. Marie's razor at the train station next to the guy with a straight razor.
There is an akward exchange of glances and they both go back to shaving...
Man, Eva St. Marie was a dish!
I used to give that look a fair amount in corporate bathrooms after haivng spent the night at work and needed to shave in the AM next to some dipshit metrosexual...
Just to add $0.02 here: If I weren't married, I'd head to Japan and enjoy being the only gopher in an 18 hole golf course faster than you can say, "How much WOOD could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
and Less wins for the funniest comment of the day, perhaps the year!
...buh?
Um, I like my men somewhat sensitive, but the second he starts trying to compare best shine-reducing face powder with me (or wearing more makeup than I do), it's over. That is some fucked-up shit right there.
Go to the link below . . . scroll down past the comments for the full impact.
http://www.theothersideofkim.com/index.php/tos-shared/comments/11477/
AWESOME!!!
I AM a winner, after all!!
I don't want to meet the woman who would find that guy attractive.
Men do not wear makeup. Period. Men should not take longer to get ready than women. They do not get facials, manicures etc.
Oh and we don't cry every 10 minutes like that annoying little kid from American Idol.
From the first link:
"Sex. In a 2001 survey, condom maker Durex found that Japan ranked dead last among 28 countries in the frequency of sex: The average Japanese had sex just 36 times a year. Hong Kong was next to last with 63. (Americans ranked No. 1 at 124 times a year.)"
124 times a year?!?!?!?!
I'm so far out of that average that I think I'm gonna cry...
I detest men who never got the memo that _I_ am sposta be the cute one in the relationship, metrosexuals be damned.
Okay, that's just waaaay too eighties for me, folks! Eyeliner, lipstick, mascara? WTF?!
I don't want a total pig, but I certainly don't want a guy who raids my stash of covergirl, either!
Disgusting.
Ewwww. It's enough trouble for anyone having an interest in guns whicyh they confuse with other elements...let alone which eyeliner goes with which cammo pattern.
Wow. And I thought the baggy-pants-showing-your-boxers looked silly. Next to this, those guys are absolutely studly.
(Less: 18 holes is a hell of a lot for one gopher.Mind if I tee up?)
I would not hit that like Mahatma Gandhi in a Texas Cage Match.
I wish I hadn't hit that!?!
Give me a John Wayne or Clint Eastwood (make my day) any day!
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