Tuesday, October 21, 2008

say it ain't so, Joe!

Joe Biden, Democratic vice presidential nominee and human gaffe machine, has given his running mate a ringing endorsement...
"Mark my words," the Democratic vice presidential nominee warned at the second of his two Seattle fundraisers Sunday. "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We're about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."

"I can give you at least four or five scenarios from where it might originate," Biden said to Emerald City supporters, mentioning the Middle East and Russia as possibilities. "And he's gonna need help. And the kind of help he's gonna need is, he's gonna need you - not financially to help him - we're gonna need you to use your influence, your influence within the community, to stand with him. Because it's not gonna be apparent initially, it's not gonna be apparent that we're right."
A vote for Barack Obama is a vote for an international crisis! Hooray!
Um, well...maybe the endorsement wasn't so ringing after all. But don't worry! It's not like you can find any stories about this in the mainstream media anyway.

Rudy, who is somewhat of an expert on crises, weighs in:


Earl said...

Biden isn't really a prophet, after the election and the pomp of the swearing in a new President of the United States and big parties paid for by the folks that buy the votes - the media will be looking for the next drama to broadcast and get flocks of folks watching the newest commercials while they worry and wonder about how we will get through these tough times. If you turned off the electronic gizmoes and just listened to music, read books about long ago and far away you would never know about ____ crisis. Because if they aren't knocking on your door, they didn't need your help. Doesn't matter about which President either - the media needs the feed.

Turk Turon said...

That's a ringing un-dorsement.

B Smith said...

Everyone criticizes Palin as being, "too inexperienced to be ONE HEARTBEAT AWAY from the White House".
Can you see 'Batshit Biden' ONE HEARTBEAT AWAY ??
Good grief!!

Anonymous said...

A vote for Barack Obama is a vote for an international crisis! Hooray!

It's obvious that you're not a democrat (spit), because you didn't get the nuance of what Plugs was saying. It's not that a vote for The Annointed One will bring about a crisis: it's that there will be a crisis and his response will be a total CF. Plugs is warning The Annointed One's loyal stooges and begging them in advance for their continued support.

Not that he needs to beg: I suspect that many of The Annointed One's stooges would support him if he signed a comprehensive deal to give our nukes, South Korea and Japan to the norkies, Florida to Cuba, our oil to Chavez, eastern Europe and Alaska to Putin, the southwest to Mexico, Taiwan to the Red Chinese, and Iraq to Ahmadenijad. These things will definitely pass that "global test" the dems seem to love so much and cause everybody else in the world to love us, though I'm not sure how well they'll play in Peoria or even Scranton.