Monday, January 12, 2009

Why wait?

Whenever some peace, love, save the earth, hug a tree, tofu eating, wheatgrass drinking, stinky dreadlocked moron says that it would be a good idea for human beings to go extinct, I fantasize about handing them a loaded .357 magnum and saying, "Okay, here. You first."

Is that wrong?

23 comments:

JD said...

As long as you are doing it "For the children" it is fine. . .

zercool said...

Breda, that is WRONG. Very wrong.

Why waste the powder on a full-house .357 when a nice light .38Spl will do the job just as well?

kaveman said...

After they're all dead, can I have their stuff?

Jay G said...

It is wrong.

12 gauge 00 buckshot helps spread their grey matter around - good fertilizer, given what their heads are full of...

April said...

kaveman, forget it--you'd never get the patchouli scent out of it.

Mike W. said...

It's wrong but I love it!

Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

Wrong?

Criminal? Yes!

Assisting a Criminal will get you 6 to 20. FYI.

Shootin' Buddy

Breda said...

Yeah, good thing I don't hang around many hippies these days.

Heath said...

That's just awesome. Wish I'd thought of it!

And, It's good to know I'm not the only latent sociopath here ;)

jim treacher said...

It's definitely wrong.

Too quick.

Anonymous said...

Waste of a gun. Show 'em a cliff instead.

Hank

Wai said...

Nah, I wouldn't hand them a loaded gun; they'd probably shoot you first.

Sarah (pointypen.com) said...

It's wrong on multiple levels.

The main problem being that you would offer a hippie anything but a .45, loaded with hollow points, for self extermination. ;)

og said...

If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Michelle said...

Oh if it were only that easy.

The Saj said...

Yes, that is highly insulting to a .357 Magnum. Give them a .38 Special instead.

:P

RobC said...

Show them the nearest cliff or high building... ammo should be used for Goblins! :-)

Ken said...

Extinction begins at home. :-)

WV: aetenhyt I have no idea what it means, but it sounds like a black metal band or maybe Beowulf's motorcycle gang.

TOTWTYTR said...

It might be wrong, but it's also damned funny.

I don't know if the word verification is context sensitive, but it's "reeper" for this comment.

Mike W. said...

Ammo is expensive. Hand them a rope instead.

B Smith said...

Mike W.: I'm assuming a HEMP rope here...
Also, the rope is re-usable many times over, and thus suitably "green"---good thinking!! You get a gold star!

Assrot said...

I have always believed in live and let live. Be careful who you hand a gun to. Assisted suicide is still illegal in most of the USA.

Joe

Breda said...

Fear not. I did use the word "fantasize," didn't I?