Hey, pita (Oh, it's not Pain In The Ass?) Sorry, my mistake.
I like being at the top of the food chain. It's nice here.
Why is it you don't protest the carnivores who kill and eat animals? Why is the animosity reserved for humans alone?
And don't say it's because we raise animals to eat because I guarantee that if the lions and tigers could figure it out they would too. And don't get me started on the bears. Oh my.
I was a vegetarian many years ago. I tried it for a variety of gastro-intestinal disorders I suffered after serving with The Corps in the Persian Gulf. I stopped though, after my dear friend Ed explained to me that it was pure cruelty. You see, animals can escape a predator while fruits and veggies are stuck, rooted to the vine or clinging in trees. Animals were the sporting choice! My tum tum got better when I laid off the brown liquor straight from the bottle and gave up the Copenhagen, too! I also upped my bacon intake. SPAM, too.
I was entertained and inspired, until the shot of the blender. Oh my. If the brand name doesn't ring a bell, make a nice cup of coffee, settle down, and plug it into youtube. Also, that was a pretty good Tom Cruise impression, and he and PETA would get along well. (That is to say, they're both barking mad)
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The Tom Cruise bit was great!:)
Meat is murder. Tasty, delicious murder. Mmmm...
Bison chuck roast for dinner tonight.
It was great!
Meat! One of my favorite foods.
Hey, pita (Oh, it's not Pain In The Ass?) Sorry, my mistake.
I like being at the top of the food chain. It's nice here.
Why is it you don't protest the carnivores who kill and eat animals? Why is the animosity reserved for humans alone?
And don't say it's because we raise animals to eat because I guarantee that if the lions and tigers could figure it out they would too. And don't get me started on the bears. Oh my.
I was a vegetarian many years ago. I tried it for a variety of gastro-intestinal disorders I suffered after serving with The Corps in the Persian Gulf. I stopped though, after my dear friend Ed explained to me that it was pure cruelty. You see, animals can escape a predator while fruits and veggies are stuck, rooted to the vine or clinging in trees. Animals were the sporting choice! My tum tum got better when I laid off the brown liquor straight from the bottle and gave up the Copenhagen, too! I also upped my bacon intake. SPAM, too.
"Could use some veal".
I was entertained and inspired, until the shot of the blender. Oh my. If the brand name doesn't ring a bell, make a nice cup of coffee, settle down, and plug it into youtube. Also, that was a pretty good Tom Cruise impression, and he and PETA would get along well. (That is to say, they're both barking mad)
Jim
That just got the attention of my entire lab.
That's funny!
Meat Week. Great idea, but did it have to be the first week of Lent?
Oh cool - he's fun! Thanks For pointing him out Breda. :)
Your favorite snarky Dane Cook look-alike is back...with guns!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WKLXCHgOiA
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