Monday, July 20, 2009

Be a winner!

Barack Obama is coming to Cleveland on Thursday and Mike and I are considering going downtown to join with the other Tea Party Patriots for a little protest. (in the area? Join us!)

The Teleprompter of the United States, and the guy who reads from it, will be in town promoting his disastrous socialist health care plan and to protest properly I need a sign with an awesome slogan.

This is where you come in - put on your thinking caps, leave your best slogan ideas in the comments section and I'll choose a winner on Wednesday. You'll receive a super cool Unorganized Militia patch, sticker, and a personal thank-you from yours truly!

38 comments:

Caleb said...

Man, there are a lot of good one liners about this, but my favorite is "Obamacare: Crippling healthcare"

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

"Euthanize the Baby Boomers, and the problem goes away"

They are the biggest socialist population cohort, and I'm tired of hearing about the 1960s

Ed Skinner said...

Hands Off My Health

Alan said...

Obama won't use Obamacare.

Why should you have to?

Warthog said...

Obamacare? Only if Government employees and politicians have to sign up first.

Jay G said...

ObamaCare: The efficiency of FEMA, the compassion of the DMV, and the accuracy of the USPS.

Joanna said...

"In Canada, I'd be dead." My sis and I are going to print shirts with that slogan for the 9/12 march on Washington, and we're going to hand out half-page fliers detailing how and why we'd be dead (lag times on treatments, lack of access, etc.). Feel free to use it!

the pawnbroker said...

joanna's is hard to beat, but in the interst of simplicity and large single-word teevee readability, i'd say:

O-care

with the "O" a big red "no" sign with the crossbar and bobo's logo image inside...kinda like the gun with the "no" logo over it at your library.

jtc

the pawnbroker said...

that would be "interest" of course; although interst is pretty phonetically correct in these parts...

Truthsayer said...

"Will it work as well as Medicare?"

Anonymous said...

"Not Good Enough For Congress?
Not Good Enough For Us!"

"Euthanize Byrd and Teddy First"

I Am The Hammer said...

Obama - Making Karl Marx Look Like an Underachiever.

Tom said...

Obamacare ve vill need you to stepen to ze shower.

Peter said...

"Will you need a US birth certificate to qualify for socialized health care?"

;-)

reflectoscope said...

"Give me freedom or give me nationalized health care!"

Jim

Roadkill said...

ObamaCare is Insured Misery

Bugs said...

I want my MRSA!

Ambulance Driver said...

My favorite comes from my buddy TOTWTYTR, on my blogroll:

"National healthcare: All the efficiency of FEMA, with the compassion of the IRS."

Robert Langham said...

The King is a Fink!

Lydia said...

My vote is for "I don't need your heatlhcare, I need a job"

Secesh said...

From my favorite movie: "We don' need no steenkin' Obamacare!!"

JD said...

Socialized Medicine = Government Assisted Suicide.

Jason said...

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og said...

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Steve R said...

If Obamacare isn't good enough for politicians, it isn't good enough for me either.

Murgy said...

Obamacare-Taking the 'Health' out of Healthcare

Captcha: slahootw-the sound your money makes as it goes to Washington to pay everyone else's medical bills

Anonymous said...

"What happened to fixing Social Security?"

-Daniel Davis

Anonymous said...

Obama.
Jefferson spins.
Shiva forfeits.

Hank

williamthecoroner said...

I think "In Canada, I'd be dead" is a good one. Or, go the Abortion route--"Keep your laws off my body!"

alex. said...

"LEAVE MY HEALTHCARE ALONE, YOU INDONESIAN COMMIE SON OF A BITCH!"...OK, maybe it's a little long for a sign, but what the hell.

Nat said...

ObamaCare: Because 30% taxation isn't enough!

Just sayin'
Nat

Phil said...

Breda, it appears that he'll be at Shaker Heights High School. Not sure where people are going to be protesting, but I'm pretty sure it will be there. I applied for tickets to get into the townhall. If I get them, I'm totally wearing my Gadsden Flag shirt into the meeting!

HankH said...

Hey Breda,

I don't know if you ever checked out protestwarrior.com, but they have some pretty cool signs. Have fun at the protest!

HankH

Robert Langham said...

TANSTAAFL

Anonymous said...

After You,
Mr. President.


TomB

Myles said...

Socialized Medicine:
Who needs doctors when you have bureaucrats!

atlharp said...

"Ration your power, not my healthcare!"

or

"Save our healthcare from the Kenyan!"

or

"Dude, Where's my birth certificate?"

or

"Socialism gives my wallet the runs!"

I hope this helps.

Wesley said...

"Free Market Cures, Not Socialist Bandaids!"

"Rational Reforms, Not Rationing!"

"HSAs, Not More VAs!" (Health Savings Accounts vs. VA hospitals)