Friday, January 29, 2010

tick tock

The Zombie Bite Calculator

Created by Oatmeal

16 comments:

Robb Allen said...

1:23 for me, so I'll have 10 minutes to compare what just happened to you and how my life is about to suck.

However, an interesting story could be told about someone who got bit if it was done in real time.

Hmm...

Did it MY way said...

56 minutes. Best I shoot first.

See Ya

BobG said...

1:24 for me.

Borepatch said...

I'm guessing New Jovian Thunderbolt is either 5 minutes, or never. ;-)

1:07 for me.

Rev. Paul said...

1:28 for me, probably because I'm, um, bigger. Yeah, "bigger" is a good word for it - I'll stick with that.

I'll still shoot first. Being the last one to succumb isn't really an improvement over being the first.

WV: crave - brains?

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Mine says 43 years, 184 days, 6 hours and 14 minutes.

please don't shoot me if bitten.

Glenn B said...

I have been slaying Zombies ( http://www.esquire.com/drinks/zombie-drink-recipe ) for a long time now, I kind of doubt that the 1 hour 23 minutes that test gave me is correct.

All the best,
Glenn

Roberta X said...

An hour fourteen. I knew I should have been born later.

Jay G said...

1:36. I will watch all of you turn.

Except T-bolt. He'll be the one to shoot me in the head. Somehow, that's not terribly comforting...

Skip said...

1 hour 5 minutes.
What do I win?
Superbowl tickets?

TallTim said...

1:36 for me, guess Jay and I get the last of the beer.

og said...

I get an hour and 58. Y'all better stand behind me.

There's room. Lots.

Mike W. said...

1:18 here, just long enough for me to see the zombies eat your brains!

PPPP said...

Og -

Do you really want potential zombies behind you where you can't watch them?

1:12. Must have been the aspirin.

og said...

pppp, I work in illinois. I'm surrounded by zombies all day, every day. Just the ones that rise from the grave to vote for Daley are enough to give Woody Harrelson nightmares.

Geodkyt said...

Jay G and TallTim get to fend me off for seven minutes before joining in my search for two legged Happy Meals.